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Why did the chicken cross the road (According to):

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
James Joyce: Once upon a time a nice little chicken named baby tuckoo crossed the road and met a moocow coming down...
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Random Chicken Joke:

Program describing how a chicken would cross the road in Borland's object-oriented version of the Pascal language. It was designed so that even an inexperienced programmer could read it. It elicited many guffaws and an even larger number of groans, and appeared in Windows Tech Journal (in an ad for the magazine, of all places). It went like this:

program KFC;

uses
 Salt, Pepper, Flour, HotOil, Poultry, MackTruck;

const
 MPH = 90;

var
 {Don't reference your chickens before they're declared!}
 Chicken : Poultry.Fowl;
 Truck : MackTruck.EighteenWheeler;

begin
Chicken.Hatch; {Constructor}
Truck.Start; {Constructor}
Truck.Rev(MPH);
Chicken.Cross(Road);
Truck.Horn.Honk;
Truck.Brake := TRUE;
Truck.Tires.PutStr('Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...');
Chicken.PutStr('Scra-daaaaaaaaaaaaaawk!');
Stop; Look; Listen;
if Chicken.Flat then
  Output(Colonel,Chicken);
end.